Found this while checking out Yahoo! Answers.
“Please give some new names like Dean.”
“NEW NAMES LIKE DEAN.”
*facepalm*
Found this while checking out Yahoo! Answers.
“Please give some new names like Dean.”
“NEW NAMES LIKE DEAN.”
*facepalm*
So, Loki in The Avengers is ready to the lawyers and papers and get himself son-divorced from Odin like right now.
But he still insists that the throne of Asgard is rightfully his.
Loki lad, I don’t think you’ve thought this one out too well.
BONUS: Why do the shoulders of Loki’s outfit look like rubber car mats?
HAHA. More Jotun biology. During pregnancy. As I mentioned before, I imagine that their bodies don’t so much switch from male to female as they do instead become hermaphroditic. Or. Well, their bodies compensate for the needs of their soon-to-be child. 8) I was inspired by Leonardo’s Vitruven Man for w/e reason. I HAD A DICK IN THESE EARLIER BUT I TOOK IT OUT LOL.
As a lover of bizarre alien biology (as opposed to humans with paint jobs) I approve of this.
TW: Homophobia, transphobia, the like.
Summary: A dingleberry has clearly never discovered SF.
Because I keep seeing people looking for superhero name generators (moreso since The Avengers came out), but quite frankly superhero names are not something that generate well, unless you want something even sillier than what they put out in the Silver Age.
So yeah, if you need some mental prodding coming up with a name for your Avengers OC, this might help.
Now, the Norse god Loki is also a jotun, and jotnar were sometimes called trolls.
And you know what Loki is the master of?
TROLLING.
Loki is also associated with fire, and he was said to have FLAME-RED hair.
You know what Internet trolls are known for doing?
STARTING FLAME WARS.
Now, we all know that Thor has a hammer… and you know what administrators use to ban Internet trolls?
THE BANHAMMER.
Now, Loki wasn’t exactly the straightest guy in Asgard… and you know what else Loki was?
FLAMING.
Yup, you kill humans and it’s OH SO TERRIBLE BECAUSE POOR HUMANS! You kill a bunch of people with red eyes and blue skin and it’s only bad because OH GOSH YOU MIGHT START A WAR THAT WILL HURT ASGARD. Obviously, neither humans nor Asgardians deserve to have the crap beaten out of them, but apparently someone forgot that jotnar are people, too.
Personally, I’d love to see the Asgardians’ maltreatment of the jotnar called out in-universe. Even if Laufey was a warmonger, it doesn’t change the fact that Odin left an entire race of people so bad-off that nearly 1050 years later, they’re still living in broken ruins. (Makes me wonder if Odin’s been sending saboteurs over…) Oh, and not to mention the ethical issues of kidnapping one of their children and raising him without even telling him of his origins. Especially when Laufey is apparently still hurting from the loss of his child.

LIKE, DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW COMIC BOOKS WORK?
I DON’T BELIEVE HE LIVES. I KNOW HE LIVES. :P
(Source: fuckyeahphilcoulson)
NEWER! SHINIER! BETTER THAN EVER! :D